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Two executives and a programmer for Company X were taken hostage by al Qaeda. Company X was willing to ransom the programmer, but they told the terrorists to keep the executives. Terrorists said it was all or nothing, so the deal fell through.

The terrorists hauled out the three hostages and gave them the bad news. They were all going to be shot, but each could have one one last request before he was killed.

First Executive says, "Before I die I would like to share some thoughts about Leadership."

Second Executive says, "Are you guys familiar with Six Sigma?"

Programmer: "Shoot me first."