Draft Amendment Number 2 (Once gays are banished and possession of a Liza Minelli CD is a Class-1 felony, of course.)

Kidding on the Square sagely picks up the slack of an adminstration missing a highly egregious Constitutional oversight: "Proper" Religion. He makes it easy for them...

Let's use a fill in the blank form, just to make it easy. Here are a couple of excerpts from shrubigot's amendment speech. I removed the word marriage but whoever the current president is can insert the appropriate term:

In recent months, however, some activist judges and local officials have made an aggressive attempt to redefine [insert personal preference here].

If we're to prevent the meaning of [insert presonal preference here] from being changed forever, our nation must enact a constitutional amendment to protect [insert personal preference here] in America.

He goes on to protect "Religion" in this highly patriotic and, I might note, environmentally concious, Paper Reduction Act-compliant fashion. Commendable. But aren't there equally urgent issues pressing on the nation's conscience?

Pizza. Far too many people get away with claiming store-bought "tastes like delivery" only to let us down once we get the thing out of the oven. We need an Amendment.

Work. There's a groundswell of support for this one. Well-meaning and deep-pocketed parents are having to fund educations of no use in the real world, only to find their 21-year old kids back home, sprawled on the couch, fridge emptied. I'd call this one "The Smithers girl is an Orthodontist with a BMW and a condo in Aspen and you're still trying to "find" yourself, Mr Anthropology Degree?" Amendment.