The Brand Called Omarosa

Brand Autopsy has a nice post on, well, see the above headline.

Yes, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, our ex-White House "political consultant" (tee-hee) and now ex-almost-Apprentice is thinking of Marthanizing herself. (Hey, that may just be another one for the Fouro Executive Lexicon™!)

The primary lesson that I learned was the importance of branding. Inspired by Trump's branding brilliance, I am building my own brand by launching a line of business suits and accessories, exploring book and TV deals and a nationwide speaking tour. I made the mistake of not focusing solely on the task at hand and not focusing on relationships. It would have been more strategic to develop alliances in order to survive in such a high-stakes game.

That is the funniest damn thing I've read in weeks.

While the line extension possibilities boggle the mind, let's have a contest to name that clothing line, first. A few humble starters...

1. Professional Suicide
2. Solipsis
3. Omihead, Omigod, Omarosa!

Next?