Donald!^™ And to think we thought you only did verbal jiu-jitsu...

From White Knight(?), through Poe News, via Brand Mantra and, just maybe, courtesy of somebody's cousin in Poughkeepsie, comes....

Rumsfeld Fighting Technique!

Observe. Breathe deeply. And Rummify your Chi, grasshopper:


Twin Cobra Fist!


Grimace Palm!


Viper Fang!


Swan's Nest Technique!

And my personal fave....


Drunken Temple Boxing!

There's more! Check 'em all out here: Poe News.

Hai-YAH!