Outsourcing, to the next level

The overhead costs. Performance challenges. Constant interruptions. High maintenance "people" issues. The endless obligatory small talk.

Does this describe your love life?

Then you need An Imaginary Girlfriend!

Yes, real girls. With most of the perks! Gushy notes on cute, perfumed stationery. (Smiley Face "i"s!!!) Pictures to show to your friends at work. Breathy voice mail messages. And syrupy emails clogging your in-box. Yes, all the sights, sounds and smells of a real girlfriend, but none of the hassles of management or HR!

Why get your chops busted? Bust some paradigms instead! Outsource your love today. Because proximity is so--20th-century!