Saturday, May 22, 2004

More from Fouro's Executive Lexicon and BIG Book of Business Wisdom©

Loss Liter -- Unit of measure. Amount of alcohol consumed upon learning the brown-nose down the hall got your raise/promotion/office.

Mentorture -- The New-hire's experience of being assigned to a more senior associate to learn the ropes, only to find their primary skill is bitching about the company.

Parody Pricing -- Charging what the competition charges for a comparable offering, except yours doesn't work when customers get it home.

Peter Principal -- Indicator that certain small businesses shall remain so. Forever.

Pro Formation -- Finance. Latin for "Making Shit Up"

Youthenasia -- The belief that any idea deriving from anyone younger or less senior than you deserves to die, on principle.

Zero Defective - Company TQM Guru.

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