I like Disc 9, Track 4: Woodstock Morning, Shades of Porto-Let^®



Scentstories

The Scentstories player and disc themes work much like a music CD player. Just insert one of the themed discs and push play. The player then rotates through five scents on each disc, one by one, with a new scent every 30 minutes. The player shuts off automatically after all five scents have been played. You can stop the player or skip through the scent tracks at any time. Together, the Scentstories player and disc create a new-to-the-world scent experience.

I'm sure this is what Edison was really shooting for. Starring Shania Twain as spokes-aromatherapist. No foolin.

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