Dick "Drive-by" Cheney.

He's calm, he's smooth, he's self assured. But he's no Karl Rove. LiveJournal comes up with the goods. (We've merely enhanced their art for your schadenfeude pleasure.)



Of course, i prefer this one...



or this one...



Dick: A tip for you -- If you're going to leave a burning bag of dog poo on someone's doorstep, don't write your name on the package.