Wanted: Noodge, pain-in-the-ass, or comparable. Hourly. Death-stare a plus.

From Craigslist via Gothamist:

I'm a first year law student but I've been having terrible concentration problems. I need someone to sit with me while I study and make sure that I'm studying. Otherwise I'll waste hours surfing the internet or just thinking about random things. You can be reading the newspaper or doing your own work while you do this, you just need to be sitting at a starbucks table or other location with me. You DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LAW SCHOOL to do this job. I'll pay more for people that can tutor me in Civil Procedure, Contracts, or Torts.