Michael Cade has never

Michael Cade has gotten inebriated at the Madison Museum of Bathroom Tissue but
he has never eaten at Bennett's Smut' n 'Eggs.

Michael Cade believes that abandoned office buildings are liberated and sentient places.

Michael Cade has never heard the albums Charlie the Hamster Sings the Ten Commandments or Schnappsie the Hallucinating Daschund in their entirety.

But Michael Cade has most definitely compiled a kick-ass collection of Sexy Album Covers orbiting somewhere between kitsch, softcore and an LSD-laced Up With People Camporee circa 1972.




Why, hello, Fi. Is that a metronome in your pants or are you just happy to see us?

Why is it guys who look like Howdy Doody and sing like kittens in a blender still get all the chicks? Bet Geddy Lee knows.