Bovine Fecal Matter Interdiction System: 1001 uses

Get em while they're hot!

The Talent Show has thoughtfully and (sorta) painstakingly plagiarized Bill Moyer's (no, not that one--scroll down a post) field-grade, VFW-issue BFMIS. It's a pdf set you can print, chop, and wear to your next important function. Naturally, Talent Show ripped wiseass.org 's own first-to-market custom frou-frou designy BFMIS knock-offs, also available in pdf.

Careful with those scissors.