I want one. And an extra for when the 1st one breaks

Okay, I'm a sucker for clunky. I have a russian sub clock on my office wall. I prefer the shape of an old Defender over a Range Rover and I still own a 1989 Trooper II. If a thing's gonna "do" real work, have real capability, turning it into a jelly bean somehow leaves my Viscera unmoved.

I got this spam yesterday. And, since my Chinese (?) is a tad rusty, does anyone know what they're selling and where and how? Little english teasers like Mp3, Mp4, GPRS and a honking 4800 mAh battery tell me something. Sorta.

Anyone able to parse this for us clunk-fans? (Click image for larger image/legible characters)