9/11 didn't change a damn thing

Wrote last week about a PAK/Waziri treaty creating a Taliban sanctuary roughly 2/3 the size of West Virginia. It's in the ruff and tumble region of Northern Pakistan, two stones throw from Bin Laden faves, Khost and Tora Bora and about 50 miles from Kabul at it's closest border-point with Afghanistan. "That would be insane," was the central premise of the post. I was surprised at the seeming complete blackout of the announcement by the Armchair-MacArthur wing of the blogosphere--no posts at places like Instapundit, Free Republic, LGF, etc. A week later, nada, zip, bupkis.

The silence is deafening. And no wonder...

London's Telegraph has a somewhat opaque story with the obligatory administration statement of "We're outraged.... and monitoring developments." But today, Pakistan's DAWN gives us the Powerpoint:

...The agreement contains 16 clauses and four sub-clauses.

Militant commanders Maulana Gul Behadur and Maulvi Sadiq Noor did not attend the ceremony and their representatives signed the document on their behalf.

Maulvi Nek Zaman MNA read out the agreement after which the militants and military officials hugged each other and exchanged greetings. The venue was heavily guarded by armed Taliban and journalists were not allowed to shoot or film the event.

The agreement envisages that the foreigners living in North Waziristan will have to leave Pakistan but those who cannot leave will be allowed to live peacefully, respecting the law of the land and the agreement.

Both parties (army and militants) will return each other’s weapons, vehicles and communication tools seized during various operations.

It said that tribal elders, Mujahideen and Utmanzai tribe would ensure that no-one attacked law-enforcement personnel and state property.

“There will be no target killing and no parallel administration in the agency. The writ of the state will prevail in the area”, the agreement said.

It said that militants would not enter the settled districts adjacent to the agency.

The agreement said that the government would release prisoners held in military action and would not arrest them again.

Tribesmen’s ‘incentives’ would be restored, it said and bound the administration to resolve disputes in accordance with the local customs and traditions.

It said the government would pay compensation for the loss of life and property of innocent tribesmen during the recent operation. There will be no ban on display of arms. However, tribesmen will not carry heavy weapons.

A 10-member committee — comprising elders, members of political administration and Ulema — has been formed to monitor progress on the agreement and to ensure its implementation.

Governor Ali Mohammad Aurakzai has welcomed the peace agreement as ‘unprecedented in tribal history’ and credited the inter-tribal jirga with amicably resolving a complicated issue within a few weeks.

A spokesman of the militants said that the jirga had assured them that the government would pay them Rs10 million if it failed to hand over the weapons and vehicles it had seized during various military operations.

Abdullah Farhad, in a call from an undisclosed location, said that there were no foreign militants in the region and if there were any, the government should have provided evidence of their presence.

Let's sum up, shall we?

• 2500 (so far) Taliban/AQ jihadis get to go home, presumably to paint still lifes.
• They get their confiscated weapons and vehicles back, or the equivalent in cash.
• They get a sovereign 4,500 sq. mi. Deadwood theme park and proving range.
• We get to ponder how often OBL thanks Allah for George Walker Bush, "CINC."

All we need is a "Killer Rabbit" and the transformation is complete.