Virginia's GOP boss, a fine ambassador to the world

A Sweet Virginia Breeze is that Virginia GOP Chairman Jeff Frederick...

Time

With so much at stake, and time running short, Frederick did not feel he had the luxury of subtlety. He climbed atop a folding chair to give 30 campaign volunteers who were about to go canvassing door to door their talking points — for instance, the connection between Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden: "Both have friends that bombed the Pentagon," he said. "That is scary." It is also not exactly true — though that distorted reference to Obama's controversial association with William Ayers, a former 60s radical, was enough to get the volunteers stoked. "And he won't salute the flag," one woman added, repeating another myth about Obama. She was quickly topped by a man who called out, "We don't even know where Senator Obama was really born." Actually, we do; it's Hawaii.

While that's amusing and perplexing all at once, this is the funniest thing I've heard all week:

Modern American Conservatives have sunk to the intellectual and emotional level of the guy who thinks the stripper really likes him...

KFM anticipates the expected misapprehension:

(Note for the metaphor impaired: I am not being sexist and saying Plain is a stripper. I'm saying Lowry is the kind of idiot who believes the stripper really likes him. If you feel that reflects poorly on strippers, go ask one,)