We win RVANews' Beer Feast Tagline contest? Impossible!

In these hours of fickle and woe come good tidings. We won a contest.

Now, as contests go, it's not something weighty like a modern-day iteration of Edward R. Murrow.

No. It's better: Bashing the keyboard for free food and beer!

RVAnews:

After a very enthusiastic response to our holiday contest, we have come to a decision.

And the winner is…

fourboros with this bit of holiday/booze-y cheer:

What the world needs now is love, sweet love, Beer, however, is in stock.

Being aware of all internet traditions, they dropped an "o" and I properly bungled the period after "sweet love," which they sagely picked up on in their hopped-up, Burt Bacharach-y wisdom. For those unawares, here's the cool info/menu/ticket page on the Ipanema Beer Feast. And here's some runes for re-finding the place after you've stepped out for your fourth besotted smoke-break...



Now, I must go save little children and mentor small furry creatures to regain my karmic balance.