Credit Markets: "Complexity" is French for "I got mine."

Remember the old saw about the Chinese symbol for crisis being a hybrid of the icons for Danger and Opportunity?



It's bullshit borne of some business consultant looking for a profound-sounding moment or 'take-away."

Likewise, the Securitization of Debt and it's hoary babysitter, Hedge Funds, have little to do with Fiduciary Responsibility mated with Risk Management and everything to do with a different, old combo thing that gets us into trouble: Boredom and Greed. And it's yet another example of the search for feeling boost of Hyperrealism because the actual realism thing seems so damn stodgy what with it not having CGI and a crescendo-building soundtrack by Celtic waifs or chanting Monks or, by Nickleback.

Damn, I'm such a cynic. Too many boardrooms. But Tanta, of Calculated Risk, ain't buying it either.

Wharton on the Future of Securitization:

"The lurking concept here is 'leverage.' You want to make the big bucks investing in MBS? You leverage them. That's where those CDOs came from. A whole lot of this complexity is driven by the 'need' to goose the yield, not by some essential opacity of the underlying credits or the failure of originators to retain residuals--which, in fact, they actually did quite a bit of in there. The complexity came in because you can't get a tranche paying 12% out of a bunch of loans that pay 8% unless you create complex cash-flow structures hedged by complex rate swaps leading to re-securitization of tranches in new vehicles (parts of the MBS become CDOs, for instance).

So are all the rest of you convinced that market participants are going to give up on the chase for mo' better yield without regulation?"

One of my favorite clients wants me to believe this (Credit Swaps, SIVs, Bear Stearns, the whole thing) is about liquidity. No, it's about runaway human nature fire-walled from accountability by over-complicated jargon and 'cleverness,' and practiced by people who love to tell other people they just don't understand complex systems.

"Complexity" is, too often, French for I don't really understand it myself, but it helps me make a buck and it hasn't hurt my interests yet, so we'll worry about it later.

Why do I get so animated about this shit? Because me and mine, we're the clean-up crew once the "pros from Dover" get done self-actualizing themselves into others' oblivion. Yes, we try to fix the damage. And we get paid something for it. But I much prefer the other side of our business, where we deal in hope, humility and curiosity and opportunity. Because it's a sorry day when a Child Protective Services worker hopes for more customers.

A belated Memorial Day post from Mark Twain



Mark Twain's The Mysterious Stranger: A Romance, via UVA's etexts.

Chapter 9, Satan unloads...

"Oh, it's true. I know your race. It is made up of sheep. It is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most noise. Sometimes the noisy handful is right, sometimes wrong; but no matter, the crowd follows it. The vast majority of the race, whether savage or civilized, are secretly kind-hearted and shrink from inflicting pain, but in the presence of the aggressive and pitiless minority they don't dare to assert themselves. Think of it! One kind-hearted creature spies upon another, and sees to it that he loyally helps in iniquities which revolt both of them. Speaking as an expert, I know that ninety-nine out of a hundred of your race were strongly against the killing of witches when that foolishness was first agitated by a handful of pious lunatics in the long ago. And I know that even to-day, after ages of transmitted prejudice and silly teaching, only one person in twenty puts any real heart into the harrying of a witch. And yet apparently everybody hates witches and wants them killed. Some day a handful will rise up on the other side and make the most noise -- perhaps even a single daring man with a big voice and a determined front will do it -- and in a week all the sheep will wheel and follow him, and witch-hunting will come to a sudden end.

"Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions are all based upon that large defect in your race -- the individual's distrust of his neighbor, and his desire, for safety's or comfort's sake, to stand well in his neighbor's eye. These institutions will always remain, and always flourish, and always oppress you, affront you, and degrade you, because you will always be and remain slaves of minorities. There was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions."

I did not like to hear our race called sheep, and said I did not think they were.

"Still, it is true, lamb," said Satan. "Look at you in war -- what mutton you are, and how ridiculous!"

"In war? How?"

"There has never been a just one, never an honorable one -- on the part of the instigator of the war. I can see a million years ahead, and this rule will never change in so many as half a dozen instances. The loud little handful -- as usual -- will shout for the war. The pulpit will -- warily and cautiously -- object -- at first; the great, big, dull bulk of the nation will rub its sleepy eyes and try to make out why there should be a war, and will say, earnestly and indignantly, "It is unjust and dishonorable, and there is no necessity for it." Then the handful will shout louder. A few fair men on the other side will argue and reason against the war with speech and pen, and at first will have a hearing and be applauded; but it will not last long; those others will outshout them, and presently the anti-war audiences will thin out and lose popularity. Before long you will see this curious thing: the speakers stoned from the platform, and free speech strangled by hordes of furious men who in their secret hearts are still at one with those stoned speakers -- as earlier -- but do not dare to say so. And now the whole nation -- pulpit and all -- will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open. Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception."